This morning I saw a dead bird on the sidewalk and I was all, “Ah!” and “Ew!” Then by the end of the day I had seen five dead birds—I don’t do math, but it does beg the question, “DA FVCK?”
Also, when I got home from work I was like, “I want to listen to a song!” and then I typed, “Wrecking Ball” into google (ON PURPOSE?! I ACTIVELY SOUGHT THIS OUT?!!).
All that to say, the world is ending and I guess I’m a part of the problem.