Oh, MAN—I feel like the luckiest dude! My friends made the sweetest day for my birthday! I went cliff jumping and drank hot champagne out of a plastic cup and ate a ton of cakes and chips for dinner! ALSO, I just saw a ten year old wearing a three piece, all-white tuxedo!
Two days in, and I’ve crossed every last item off my “I’m 26 Now” bucket list.
No offense, but I love my friends a buttload.